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SO: Mui, put on some socks.

MUI: I am Alice in Wonderland. Call me Alice.

SO: Ok, Alice. Put on some socks.

MUI: Alice doesn’t wear socks.

SO: You better put on some socks or both Mui and Alice will get a timeout.

Mui puts on some socks and then comes into my office with the wig still on.

MUI: Mom, Alice doesn’t listen very well.

Mui: Daddy, what word starts with “O”?

SO: Orange

Mui: Open

SO: Opposite

Mui: On

Mui: What word starts with “P”?

SO: Pig

Mui: Pink

SO: Pear

Mui: Panda

Mui: What word starts with “Q”?

SO: Queen

Mui: Quilt

SO: Quit

Mui: Are you telling me to quit it?